[Dwight & Rod]

[Lily] "I touch people? Their hearts stop. (...) I accidentally touched my girlfriend."

[Siobhan & Kristen] "Siobhan and Kristen are a couple in real life."

[Alan J. Corbett] "I think he's got the hots for Ed."

[Charlie & Gilda]

[Demian & Barnes] "We're more than friends. We're partners."

[Jenna] "Had my first kiss at that blue house over there. Lost my virginity up there." - "I'll bet blue house was pissed." - "She was."

[Naoki] "My wife is flying back, but her flight's been delayed in London."

[Chuck] "I had some girlfriends. Had a few boyfriends."

[Jesse & Cesar] "Well... it's more like an old married couple."